Generosity

(I sent an email to Cousin with two songs attached that I have been listening to a lot lately: 25 and Saddr Weirdr)


Me... Check your email.

Cousin... I just did.
Cousin... I really like the first one.

Me... Its one of the songs on the new Bomb the Music Industry album.
Me... ...and they are coming to Phoenix next thurs. I am pumped.

Cousin... That is awesome. Where are they playing?

Me... Some small hole in the wall bar. I don't think anyone here knows who they are so there will probly be 20 people total in the audience...me included. Gonna be awesome because I'm going to get drunk as shit with them after the show.

Cousin... Drink them under the table.

Me... Without question.
Me... They will not make it to their next show.

Cousin... I want to see it on the news.
Cousin... "Iowa man outdrinks rockstars and one ends up in the hospital."

Me... You mean: "Rockstars end up in hospital, Iowa man found howling at the moon naked on the top of Camelback Mountain."

Cousin... It all starts with taking the shirt off.

Me... I find it selfish to keep all my beautiful chest hair covered up when others might find enjoyment in seeing it also...
Me... I am a man of the people.

Cousin... You are a generous and giving man. Like Santa Claus.

Me... Spreading cheer and pain equally...

Snickity Schnack

(A short conversation we had after reading some posts on http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/)


Cousin... I stole a roasted chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake and ate it in the bathroom stall

Me... Reminds me a lot of myself...
Me... I stole three steaks out of a chicks freezer after i porked her.

Cousin... You are a talented man.
Cousin... You should post that one up on that site!!!

Me... I operate almost purely on instinct.

Cousin... like a wolf in the wild.

Me... I have been reffered as "The Wolfman" many times...
Me... Some circles call me the Wolverine.

Cousin... SNICKITY SCHNACK BERSERKER ATTACK!

Me... bong