Considerate

Cousin... Did you see transformers yet?

Me... Didn’t even know it was out yet.

Cousin... It came out last night.

Me... Did it explode your internal organs?

Cousin... I took friday off and Cousin#2 and I are going Thursday night.

Me... I see.

Cousin... I have heard that it will melt your face off and then burn you skull until it is nothing but dust.

Me... Who needs a skull anyway?

Cousin... Then it will pee on your skull to put out the flames.

Me... Well, at least it is considerate.

Cousin... Exactly.