(My cousin and I talking about our other cousin)
Me... How would he react if i got him a subscribtion to Hustler but didnt tell him, then he would just start getting titty mags every month?
Cousin... He would think it was God's work.
Cousin... Then probably quit his job and move to Vegas or California to be a porn director.
Me... That is exactly how I envisioned his reaction too.
Cousin... He would then bridge the gap between mainstream cinema and porn and would become the first director to win an Oscar for porn direction.
Me... Indeed.
Cousin... In his acceptance speech he will thank you for giving him his first porn mag. He will then state that movies are all about great plot and dialogue first, huge dicks and tits come a close second.
Me... boobs
Cousin... gotta love em
Me... He will shoot an artsy, tear-jerking, epic porno...
Me... about the solidarity of mankind.
Me... A true coming of age tale.
Me... A masterpiece of modern cinema.
Me... The next Gone With The Wind.
Me... ...but with tits.
Cousin... I can see the movie endorsements on the poster now. "I cried, I laughed, I got slapped in the face with 34dd 3d boobs" --Steven Speilberg
Me... "I never felt more emotionally connected with my boner." --Steven Colbert
Cousin... "It's the first movie where I didn't shut it off after I blew my load" --Arnold Schwarzenegger
Me... "The climax was breathtaking...literally, I accidentally blew my load in my nose and mouth and almost drowned." --LeBron James
Cousin... I just pissed my pants.
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